Episodes

I’m having episodes. Episodes the way Ally Mcbeal used to have them.

You know, when something would happen or somebody would say something, and she’d have an episode. In like a split second, or a blink of an eye. She would take it in, and have an image of what she wanted to do, or say in response.

I’m having those kind of episodes again. Like when I think, wow I’d really want to slap you across the face with a big-ass rubber hand, I actually see that happening in my head. Or when I think it would really be funny to squish you like a bug, I see that too. Occasionally I watch my head swelling up out of anger, and other weird stuff. I used to have these kind of episodes when I was younger, probably because I used to watch Ally Mcbeal. But then it went off air, and along with the shows, went my Ally-Mcbeal-episodes.

And even though I know they started showing reruns of the show, I also know they’ve stopped showing them already.

So why these episodes have suddenly shown up again, is a mystery to me. I must say though, they do make my life a hell of a lot funnier.