Dear ladies and gentleman,
If you get rejected, don’t think it’s because of you, he or she just thinks you’re ugly, and that’s hardly your fault, right? I mean , DNA can be a bitch, Herman can attest to that!
We’re given what we’re given, and we have to make it work. Unless of course you hit the jackpot and get the chance to transplant your face. Or you run in to a blind person.
For a lucky few that might just happen…Probably not though. In that case you can always calm yourself with the idea that there are others like you. People who are just as ugly, and just as “kick-ass-DNA- deprived” as you are. And I guess at least one of them will have to be able to not throw up at the mere sight of you, because well, they’re ugly too, right?
So just relax and enjoy your rejected ass. And if you do decide to just give up the hunt for a soul mate all together, just know that there will always be readers digests and Sudoku puzzles to keep you entertained until the very day you die!!
Peace.
2 comments:
I know I am not supposed to encourage bitterness, but if you ignore the bitterness, this is a pretty funny piece.
you are not Ugly. You are a knock-out.
Not Kick Ass DNA Deprived either. If anything, you got too much of that going on, babe.
I love you.
And you're not rejected.
Nothing is lost if there is still someone stupid enough to fight for it.=)
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