You ask…and I deliver

I always try to be composed, to be rational and take a step back in order to analyze certain situations. Most of the times this pretty much means letting things slide and not being bothered with them. However, when you do what you did, you’re just asking for it…

Little things like pronouncing my name incorrectly stop annoying me after I’ve corrected it several times. If it doesn’t change, I just don’t hear it anymore. And also in disputes I’m usually the one to dial down the awfulness of what the other has said or done, because I keep in mind that I may not have been the most rational one in the heat of the moment. So usually little arguments resolve themselves rather quickly and easily without too much effort on my part. But when you go all out and pull out all the stops like you did?? Damn girl you’re just asking for it…

Now if you’d ask my closest friends, they’d probably tell you that I let too many things slide, and that I try to be the bigger person by ‘just being rational’ way too much even when it doesn’t really make sense. Even when every other person would loose their cool and go all out, I usually simply take a deep breath, take a step back and say: “Never mind…it’s all good.”

But when you do what you did, you’re really just asking to feel the excruciating pain.
When you intentionally steal and eat my BJ’s while you know that I’ve been on a diet for the last six months. While you know that I’ve been deprived of my two best friends in the whole wide world for half a year and you know the BJ’s was my reward for doing so well…

I say screw being the bigger person: I WILL END YOU!!