Mommy?

Why does daddy wear a dress ?

“Mommy?”
“Yes dear?”
“Can I ask you something?”
“Off course you can…”
“Well, I was kinda wondering, why does daddy always wear a dress?”
“Ohh silly girl, daddy just feels more comfortable in those clothes.”
“But mommy?”
“Yes dear?”
“Aren’t those clothes meant for girls?”
“Well you see, those clothes are really for anybody who feels like wearing them, and some men feel like they need to wear those clothes in order to feel more confidant and stronger.”
“Well does daddy think he’s a woman then?”
“No, no, daddy doesn’t think he’s a woman. He knows he’s a man, that’s just his clothing style.”
“Mommy?”
“Yes….”
“Why does daddy always wear a matching hat?”
“Because he thinks it completes his look.”
“And why do his shoes always match the rest of his outfit?”
“Because your daddy has great eye for detail.”
“Well is daddy gay then?”
“Ha ha, no dear he’s not gay. It’s not just gay men who have eye for detail.”

“But mommy?”
“Yes dear, what is it?”
“Well, I can understand that he feels more comfortable wearing those “type of clothes” and a matching hat, and that he has great eye for detail, and I even understand that he wants to wear a pair of shorts underneath those clothes to prevent chafing, but there’s still one thing I don’t get.”
“What dear?”
“I just don’t understand why the shorts he wears underneath the dress have to sit so low that you can see his underwear…”

“Oh but baby, don’t you get it, Daddy’s an OG.”
“A what?? “
“An Original Gangster… He doesn’t wear dresses, he wears jerseys and shorts, gangster style…”