Press conference


Get serious…

I hereby declare the press conference to be open…

“The lady in the pink suite…”
“Yes hello, I’m with ‘the Inquirer’ and I was wondering, how you are doing today?”
“Well as you all know, I’m always fine.”
I smile. “Next question please.”

“Yes, we were also wondering if you are planning to make changes and if so, how soon can we expect them?”
“Ah yes, well change is good, however change must be guided in such a way that it doesn’t surpass it’s boundaries and so it doesn’t create something short of a disaster. In order to do so we will have to let a great deal of thought go over the change we want to conduct. And to the question when we will actually make the changes that we still have to think about and decide on? That all depends on how quickly we’ll be able to solve our problems and the issues we have with the factors we, can’t have any control over. Until then we are forced to proceed as we have and I must say, it has been doing great, so I am noting but positive”, I say with a weak smile.
The man in the back…”

“Hello, I’m with the ‘New York’ times and I was curious to know what you would like to change about yourself?”
“Interesting question maim. I could say I would like to create world peace but I could also say that I would love to create peace in my mind. I could give it a lot of thought, and this I have, however I don’t think I would be able to oblige yourself with any satisfying answer. So I choose to say, I honestly don’t know and thereby leave you too not knowing the answer to that question.”
“Ehm…I see, well we were also wondering whether you were planning on embracing people any time soon and letting people in some time?”
“Well, I have been giving this a serious amount of thought, and I do feel it’s time for some change in how I conduct my trust issues. However I do also feel that it is important that I let the change go smoothly by guiding it slowly in between boundaries because I wouldn’t want anything to escalate and turn in to anything short of a disaster. I will have to manage the change and let my guard down as slowly as possible. So I guess that means that change will come sometime.”
Again I smile, looking a little bit agitated, but only for the people who truly know me.

“Yes, I’m with ‘GET SERIOUS-magazine’ and we were wondering when you were going to cut the bull cr*p, when you were going to get serious about your life, the changes you want to make and make them. We were interested in finding out when you would finally decide to let your insecure teenage ways behind and go for it, it being life. We just wanted to know when are you going to Get serious?”
I stare, I do nothing…I look around. Well there’s nothing else left to do now is there.
I lift my hand up and I start smiling and waving, and smiling and waving, and smiling and waving…

Damn…that always used to work…

“No further questions!…”